Post by lantian on Jul 31, 2008 21:18:05 GMT -5
Bambi
George and Harriet were married twenty-five years. They decided to celebrate with a trip to China travel. When they entered the china travelcasino and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt, became very friendly.
George brushed her off rather rudely.
Harriet objected, "George,she was nice, that young womanin the China tour, and you were so rude."
"Harriet, she's a prostitute."
"I don't believe you. That sweet young thing?"
"Let's go up to our Beijing tour and I'll prove it."
In their China hotel, George called down to the desk and asked for Bambi to come to room 1217.
"Now," he said, "you hide in the china tours with the door open just enough to hear us, okay?"
She did. Soon, there was a knock on the door.George opened it and Bambi walked in, swirling her hips provocatively.
"So, I see you're interested after all," she said.
George asked, "How much do you charge?" "$125 basic rate, $100 tips for special services."
George was taken aback. "$125! I was thinking more in the [urlf=http://www.absolutechinatours.com]Tibet tour[/url] of $25."
Bambi laughed derisively. "You must really be a hick if you think you can buy sex for that price."
"Well," said George, "I guess we can't do business. Goodbye."
After she left, Harriet came out of the Yangtze River Cruise . "I just can't believe it."
George said, "Let's forget it. We'll go have a drink, then eat dinner."
At theShanghai tour , as they sipped their thingytails, Bambi came up behind George pointed slyly at Harriet, and said, "See what you get for $25?"